Unisex T-Shirt-Voodoo Doll

Rhonda kept the cozy hand-drawn charm and just let the blood soak into it instead. This voodoo doll's got the classic button eyes and cross-stitched seams, standing hands-on-hips in a patch of grass under a couple of storm clouds, splattered with blood and sporting one particularly unfortunate stitched-up wound. Off to the side, a little bundle of leaves and mushrooms cradles what might generously be called a "heart," pins sticking out of it like it's the world's cutest, most concerning garden bed. "Well Golly" curls beside it all in soft cursive — the exact reaction you'd have finding this in your flowerbed. Same doll, same quote, wildly different crime scene.